1 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:18,270 Open Channel D, please. Channel D, Slate here. 2 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:32,720 Mr. Slate. 3 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,090 Any information, sir? 4 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:37,890 I'm unable to give you any information, Mr. Slate. 5 00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:40,730 We don't know who the criminals are. 6 00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:43,340 They're all kids, sir, just young people. 7 00:00:43,341 --> 00:00:46,969 They're even holding a miniature car race here. It's called the Petit Prix. 8 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:48,830 Yes, I'm aware of that, Mr. Slate. 9 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:52,890 But whatever their age, the attempt will still be made. 10 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:55,410 Where's Miss Dancer? 11 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,910 I'm up in a balloon, sir, over Saint -Jean. 12 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:04,580 I'm here as part of an advertising campaign. 13 00:01:04,950 --> 00:01:08,270 I am Mademoiselle Petit Prix à votre service. 14 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:09,920 Well, what's that? 15 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:12,620 A new bottled drink of some kind? 16 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:15,200 No, a motor cart race, sir. 17 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,100 Miniature motor carts. 18 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,640 It's very popular with all ages. 19 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,960 Oh, not all ages, Miss Dancer. 20 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,960 Oh, by the way, Mr. Slate is in the crowd there somewhere. 21 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:27,520 And so is our man from Saint -Jean. 22 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,170 Our contact? 23 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:30,900 How will I recognize him? 24 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,170 You won't. 25 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:33,860 Much too dangerous. 26 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,560 Let him recognize you. 27 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,070 Right. 28 00:02:39,299 --> 00:02:40,800 No commercials, please. 29 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:44,040 Photographer, photographer, where is he? 30 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:45,720 I'm coming, I'm coming. 31 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:59,160 Don't move, please, mademoiselle. 32 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,240 That is lovely. 33 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:08,760 Perfection. Just move the head a little bit more towards 34 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,770 We are being watched. 35 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,320 Meet me at my studio in 10 minutes. 36 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,100 Hey, 15. 37 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,550 Rude as hell. 38 00:04:33,109 --> 00:04:34,159 Such a tragedy. 39 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:35,990 Such an ill omen. 40 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:38,370 And at the very beginning of the debris. 41 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:41,570 Poor, poor Bebe. Lucky, lucky Bebe. 42 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,550 At least he's out of it. 43 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:47,170 Tourism. Oh, how I love the whole idea. 44 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:49,500 Is it a powder burn on my collar, my pet? 45 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:52,870 It is your own fault, Octave. 46 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:56,690 My own husband promoting all this nonsense. 47 00:04:57,070 --> 00:04:59,180 It brings money into the town, my cabbage. 48 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:00,260 Lewis, how taxes? 49 00:05:00,261 --> 00:05:03,049 Taxes, taxes, that's all you ever think about, taxes. 50 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,970 Oh, why didn't I listen to my mother? 51 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,070 She told me that you had the soul of a bookkeeper. 52 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:13,210 And me, me, who could have been a fan, fan dancer? 53 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:17,770 Oh, go on, go on, Arthur. Go back to your gutter and send your plummy. 54 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,020 Yes, my pet. 55 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:20,770 Thank you a thousand times. 56 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:24,650 A million times. 57 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:28,700 Go on. 58 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,520 Got to get into BB's studio. 59 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,700 Oh, that'll do it. 60 00:05:44,701 --> 00:05:48,819 If BB had some information for us, there must be some of it scattered around his 61 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:49,870 studio. 62 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:54,680 Okay, you play the cat burglar. I will continue my undercover role as a waiter. 63 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,600 Sooner or later, the entire world passes through the cafe club drag strip. 64 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,290 Out of sight. 65 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,540 Oh, and keep your eye on the balloon. We may need it. 66 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:08,890 Yeah, gotta go. 67 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,210 I'm coming. 68 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:21,810 Please, gentlemen, remember good sportsmanship. 69 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:32,320 Every year the same. 70 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:33,950 Son. 71 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,580 Shouting insanity. 72 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:49,729 Stupid little cows and their idiotic drivers playing a death when they don't 73 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:50,780 even know how to live. 74 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:57,049 At their age, I was in the underground, fighting for my country, deleting the 75 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,510 resistance. Life and death take every moment. 76 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:04,370 I knew what life really meant. 77 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:11,770 I knew the whereabouts of every agent in France, ours and theirs. 78 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:15,490 For that matter, I still do. 79 00:07:17,410 --> 00:07:19,050 Not that it does any good. 80 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:22,460 Madame, there's a great deal of good helping the school. 81 00:07:22,461 --> 00:07:23,509 The school? 82 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:27,650 Bah! It is a task, this training the youth to serve our belle France. 83 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:32,630 How does youth know how to serve until one has learned how to fight? 84 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:34,660 Here. 85 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:37,710 Take this to Professor Pantelman. 86 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,470 the plan. 87 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:14,880 Here is Saint -Jean, where we are at the moment. 88 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:22,159 Along this highway will come this armored truck, an armored truck 89 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:27,000 with one million dollars in negotiable bills. 90 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:34,418 Now, at this point, where the highway joins the Route des Alpes, under 91 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:41,369 the cover and destruction of the Petit Prix, We will, as the 92 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:44,070 Americans say, stick them up! 93 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:46,760 Naturally, 94 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:51,030 we will use machine guns with blank cards. 95 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:58,229 Once we have successfully finished our mission, we will return 96 00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:02,030 the money. It will prove once and for all... 97 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:09,159 This course to be the most valuable course in all of France for potential 98 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,980 administrators like yourselves. 99 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:20,559 And that I, naturally, am still the greatest professor of commando 100 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:25,020 tactics all over the world. 101 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:02,399 of a husband of mine is out of sight at last. Oh, you will be careful, my 102 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,840 darling. Nothing must go wrong. 103 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,840 No one must know what we plan. 104 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:09,880 No one will, my angel. 105 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:16,739 But once this is over, oh, Dizzy Ray, the thought of your being mine after all 106 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:17,790 this time. 107 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:22,660 Yes, yes, yes. Now, were you able to find a bomb? 108 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,460 All my old wartime cunning returns. 109 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:32,660 I dropped a throat lozenge on the floor of the war museum. 110 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:38,260 And when the curator bent to pick it up, I grabbed the bomb. 111 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,980 The bomb? 112 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:46,220 The museum, 113 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,220 the Franco -Prussian War of 1870? 114 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,710 Plato? 115 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:56,990 That means the bomb is 90 years old. 116 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,310 What good can it be? 117 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:07,390 But, my darling, in these matters, age makes no difference, 118 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:11,230 as you should know by now. 119 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:14,870 Please, Plato, Plato, what if my husband should return? 120 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:21,150 There is so little time. Plato, you must hurry. Hurry, please. Plato, hurry. 121 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:22,280 Please hurry. 122 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,970 Yes, hurry. 123 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:30,700 But after tonight, there will be all the time in the world for us. 124 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,060 Won't there, my darling? 125 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,040 Yes, yes. Now quickly, quickly. 126 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:41,280 Quickly, quickly. 127 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,350 April Dancer here, sir. 128 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:05,790 Yes, Miss Dancer, where are you? I just dropped into that photographer's studio, 129 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:08,470 sir. Thought I might pick up a few clues. 130 00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:13,849 Although, looks like the only thing I'm likely to pick up here is a bunch of 131 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,930 fleas. He wasn't a very good housekeeper. 132 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:21,880 He wasn't a very good photographer, either. 133 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,330 All I can find here are some passport photos. 134 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:33,750 Wedding pictures and a graduation of... What an odd exercise, sir. 135 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:37,240 Skydiving while receiving their diplomas in mid -air. 136 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,300 That's the government school for civil servants. 137 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,110 Famous for their commando training. 138 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:49,509 Wasn't Baby able to tell you anything before his unfortunate demise, Miss 139 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,560 Dancer? 140 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,080 No, sir. 141 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:55,090 Only to tilt my head to the left. 142 00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:01,470 Someone's coming, sir. You'll have to excuse me. 143 00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:35,450 Jean, you young fool. 144 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:38,130 This armament is 90 years old. 145 00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:43,309 It might explode merely by staring at it unkindly, let alone playing handball 146 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:43,909 with it. 147 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,210 I did not mean to dawdle you, Professor. 148 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:50,190 Is it still good after 90 years? 149 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:54,550 Certainly. It is French, is it not? 150 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,870 Amour and armaments. 151 00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:59,370 The twin glories of France. 152 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,690 Marchons, marchons. 153 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:08,330 Quel sang impur. A private opera. 154 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:14,950 Nineteen may be, but still a youthful, deathly little instrument of 155 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:19,150 What are you going to do with it, Professor? 156 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,630 Blow up this building. What else? 157 00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:24,170 Professor, it's a private property. 158 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:25,720 Now! 159 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:32,889 After I light it, we will have just sufficient time to escape the building 160 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:35,030 before the explosion. 161 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:42,190 Now, perhaps I place it here. 162 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,430 Sorry, girl. 163 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,230 What? Hey, girl. 164 00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:54,030 I'm the model the agency sent over. 165 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:55,810 Mademoiselle Petty, please. 166 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,890 Aren't you the photographer? 167 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:03,389 Me? I am Professor Plato Pamplemousse of the École Normale. Do I look like any 168 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:04,440 photographer, huh? 169 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,050 Ah, this is no camera, my child. 170 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,930 This is a bomb. 171 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,830 A bomb? Yes, a bomb. 172 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,610 No wonder we lost that war. 173 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,640 Uncle Argent in Saint -Jean? 174 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,820 It's that girl, madame. 175 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,420 Mademoiselle Petit Prix. 176 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,180 The girl in the balloon. 177 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:44,340 And she was coming out of the photography studio with the professor. 178 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,500 With Plato? 179 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,240 Oh, impossible. 180 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:53,380 They were in disguise as Southern East motorists. 181 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,700 Or Cambodian. 182 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,780 But I recognized them. 183 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:03,460 Then you must get the girl away from Plato. He talks too much. 184 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,440 And he likes girls far too much. 185 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,210 Hurry, 186 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,610 hurry, hurry. 187 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,300 Uncle would turn up now. 188 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,500 Oh, I must send a signal. 189 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,520 Uncle agent in Saint -Jean? 190 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,660 Somebody knows we're here. 191 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,380 Wait till my union hears about this. 192 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:15,940 Kidnapping a card -carrying, dues -paid -up, model in good standing. 193 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,240 And insisting I'm a spy. 194 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,840 This is war. 195 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:30,219 Mademoiselle, I realize between you and me, this is 196 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,270 war. 197 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:37,300 But between you and Jean, remember Jean. 198 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,360 He's only a boy. 199 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:45,060 A simple, innocent boy. 200 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,440 Be kind. 201 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:55,899 Now, I must complete the job at Bebe's. You lock the door 202 00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:02,859 and take full advantage of this opportunity to practice on 203 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:05,980 a real, live spy. 204 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,480 Nervous, aren't you? 205 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,740 Are you afraid of me? 206 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,940 Certainly not. I am a Frenchman, no? 207 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:36,620 It's only with the graduation exercises and everything else. 208 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,090 Oh, that. 209 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,040 You know about that? 210 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,660 Is it one million dollars, too? 211 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,490 Naturally. 212 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:57,430 You intend to hijack it. 213 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,450 How do you know that? 214 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,920 Doesn't everyone? 215 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,540 Come. 216 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:14,870 Sit by me. 217 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,990 Practice on the spy. 218 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:21,790 The professor told you you were supposed to take... 219 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,820 full advantage of the opportunity. 220 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:31,040 Oui, but I do not know how full an advantage he had in mind. 221 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,760 Let's find out. 222 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,130 What now? 223 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,620 Pretend I'm a Bessarabian adventuress. 224 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:59,880 That you must woo in order to find information for your troops. 225 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,300 We'll start with a kiss. 226 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,140 They always do. 227 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,500 Especially in the beginning. 228 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,550 Who does? 229 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,490 Bessarabians. 230 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,280 Particularly adventuresses. 231 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:26,180 Don't pucker. 232 00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:32,390 You look like an Italian sewing machine preparing for the drop stitch. 233 00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:36,350 Well, that's the way my mother showed me. 234 00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:39,920 How sweet. 235 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:42,060 Just relax. 236 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,230 Close your eyes. 237 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:50,810 And above all, don't think about weightlifting. 238 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,910 Didn't you feel anything? 239 00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:10,690 No, mademoiselle. 240 00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:12,220 Should I? 241 00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:33,330 Ciao, bello. 242 00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,120 get away? 243 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:09,210 You fool! You knuckle! 244 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:12,450 They've ruined everything! 245 00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:15,790 The armored car will be here within the hour! 246 00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:20,230 Where are my signal flags? 247 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:21,830 My flags! 248 00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:23,100 My flags! 249 00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:27,430 You are sitting on them! 250 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,090 Yes, 251 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,250 she knows. Oh, 252 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:08,380 pardon. 253 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:32,059 Bibi's studio is taken care of. There are now no plans of our caper or 254 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:36,060 photograph of the armored car for anyone to film. Oh, splendid. 255 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:41,160 It would have been tragic should they have fallen into law criminal hands. Oh, 256 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,600 you are so clever, Plato. 257 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,040 Yes, but you were right, Desiree. 258 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,780 There are people working against us. 259 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:53,900 Spies everywhere. One arrived by balloon this morning. 260 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,440 Oh, could it be? 261 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,410 Uncle? Agent? 262 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,000 I never trusted uncle. 263 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:03,840 They get their money some way. This could be one of the ways. 264 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,100 Poor fools. 265 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,840 What is money when one has love? 266 00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:19,120 After tomorrow, everything will be different. This, my last graduation 267 00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:25,280 will be the greatest and boldest monument a man could ever leave behind. 268 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:31,300 Why, Jude, I, my darling, will be deep, deep, deep down in the Mato Grosso. 269 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:37,840 Of course, it will break Octave's heart. 270 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,540 Oh, don't think of Octave. 271 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,720 Our love is the most important thing in the whole world. 272 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,880 Never forget it. 273 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:53,800 Did you get the aeroplane tickets? 274 00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:55,149 Oh, yes. 275 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,200 Here. 276 00:25:56,510 --> 00:26:03,429 It took my life savings, but yes, and in your name, as you said. So I cannot 277 00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:06,570 understand why you cannot travel as Madame Pamplemousse. 278 00:26:06,930 --> 00:26:10,550 Oh, darling, you know there isn't time to re -initial my luggage. 279 00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:18,829 I sometimes wonder, though, about the future, what we will live on in the Mato 280 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:19,880 Grosso. 281 00:26:20,219 --> 00:26:26,420 Don't worry, my dear. Your future is one future I never worry about. 282 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,560 Such faith. 283 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,200 I'll keep these. 284 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,600 Such faith will go down to eternity. Oh, yes. 285 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,179 Now, the sooner we get it over with, the sooner we can be together. We'll go 286 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:42,940 down to eternity. To eternity. 287 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,300 To eternity. Oh, yes. 288 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,220 To eternity. 289 00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:10,690 April, can you hear me? 290 00:27:16,590 --> 00:27:18,570 April, where are you? Are you all right? 291 00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:20,440 I'm all right. Why? 292 00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:23,229 They're on to you. They know you're an uncle agent. 293 00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:24,229 I know. 294 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:25,910 I've already been kidnapped once. 295 00:27:26,030 --> 00:27:27,080 April? 296 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:31,280 April? 297 00:27:53,821 --> 00:27:56,219 Excuse me, mademoiselle. 298 00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,420 I mocked up death. 299 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:03,760 It is because of Professor Pampelmus I'm appealing to you, Miss Uncle Agent. 300 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,420 What do you intend to do? 301 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,930 Me do? 302 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:13,819 You know, Plato's attempting to hijack the American armed convoy of one million 303 00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:17,880 dollars. He can't get away with it, of course, poor foolish man. 304 00:28:17,881 --> 00:28:22,099 And if he doesn't spend the rest of his life in jail, at the very least, he will 305 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,150 spend it in a restroom under heavy guard. 306 00:28:25,879 --> 00:28:32,320 Mark, considering his general attitude toward life, of the bombs and all that, 307 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:36,800 mightn't it be the kindest way? 308 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:44,119 No, no, you don't understand. You see, my wife, Desiree, has fallen 309 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,420 in love with Pompey Moose. 310 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:50,620 In fact, the conclusion of this graduation exercise, they intend to 311 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:55,359 Naturally, they can't elope if Plato, with his criminal hijacking nonsense, is 312 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,410 caught by police. 313 00:28:56,900 --> 00:29:00,480 You want them to elope? 314 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,220 Yes, Miss Dancer. 315 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,530 Yes. 316 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:08,000 The very thought of 30 more years of Desiree would drive me to a madhouse. 317 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:13,220 My only chance to get rid of her is to leave Plato free to carry her off. 318 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:17,360 We must keep Plato from robbing that convoy. You must help me. 319 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:19,060 You must help me. 320 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,760 That waiter is an uncle agent also? 321 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,400 Yes, madame. There are two. 322 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:36,870 His name? 323 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,100 Slate. Mark Slate. 324 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:45,340 Mark Slate. Slate. Mark Slate. I don't understand it. Two agents for one job. 325 00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:50,019 What's his uncle coming to? In the resistance, we never sent out more than 326 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:53,060 operative at a time. Such a waste of money. 327 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,840 Maybe he must be ruling in it these days. 328 00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:59,540 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Here we are. Slate. 329 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:05,320 Mark. Age, markmanship, war, efficiency, talent. Does a bit of everything, 330 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,530 doesn't he? 331 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:08,080 Accomplished aerialist. 332 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,500 Aerialist. The very thing. 333 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:15,080 Just what we need. An aerialist. 334 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,320 Especially accomplished. 335 00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:44,609 Yes, sir. 336 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,280 Here on the other side. 337 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,640 This side over here? That is correct, my boy. 338 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,120 Now, take this sign. 339 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,780 I put this one here. 340 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,380 Right. You did it. 341 00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:58,750 Yes, 342 00:30:58,751 --> 00:31:02,539 meanwhile, nail it here first here, and then meanwhile, while the birds are 343 00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:03,980 singing, I put this over here. 344 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,000 Put it right in the middle. 345 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,040 That is correct. 346 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,230 Nail it there. Nail it there like that. Yes, my boy. Yes, yes. 347 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:14,270 Monsieur. Monsieur. 348 00:31:15,551 --> 00:31:20,279 Is there a quelque chose, madame? Can I help you? 349 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,239 Oh, you may. 350 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,740 Get in that. I'm fast. 351 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,900 You are the uncle agent? 352 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,170 You are a slave? 353 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,720 You will come with me, monsieur, because you and you alone can assist me. 354 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,300 Please, please, don't give me any trouble. 355 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,360 Quickly, into the balloon. 356 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:40,910 Quickly. 357 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:46,920 Quickly, untie the rope. 358 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,740 Hurry, he is regaining consciousness. 359 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:57,220 Now, which way is La Route des Alpes and the one million dollars? 360 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,340 Splendid, my boys, splendid. 361 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:15,860 Everything seems to work out marvelously. 362 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,760 Very soon, the armored car will be coming along this road. 363 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:25,480 Professor, can you detour an armored truck this way? 364 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:30,359 I mean, it's too large, and the road is too small. Well, there'll be an 365 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,410 accident. 366 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,920 Yes, perhaps. 367 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:41,579 Small little war or nothing fatal, I assure you. Anyway, this road will lead 368 00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:43,020 them straight into our hands. 369 00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:49,400 Then we pop out of the bushes heavily armed and hold them up. 370 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,320 They will be our mercy and so will be one million dollars. 371 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,060 Well, anyway, come on. 372 00:32:56,430 --> 00:33:01,969 Let's go. We still have lots of things to do. I want the entire class hidden 373 00:33:01,970 --> 00:33:05,450 with submachine guns at the bend of the road. 374 00:33:23,930 --> 00:33:24,980 Madame. 375 00:33:24,981 --> 00:33:30,039 Who are you? Where are we? We are heading, monsieur, for the junction of 376 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,719 Route des Alpes, which should be slightly to our left. I have important 377 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,480 there. Now, as I told you, I need your cooperation. 378 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:41,280 La Route des... The highway? 379 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,790 It's not to our left, it's to our right, dear. 380 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,259 Miss, you want to turn around and face the other direction? 381 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,700 Well, it should be to our left. 382 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,799 That is why I need you, monsieur, to turn this thing around and get us going 383 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,940 the correct direction. 384 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:55,710 Me turn it round? 385 00:33:56,580 --> 00:34:02,359 How? Come, come, monsieur. I know very well that you are an uncle agent and 386 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,460 you are an accomplished aerialist. 387 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:09,320 Now, you will make haste, monsieur, to get us on the correct course. 388 00:34:10,659 --> 00:34:13,139 Yeah, I was an aerialist in the circus. 389 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,689 Circus? 390 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,610 You're kidding. 391 00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:27,310 This is a blog. 392 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:30,710 Yeah, it's not a blog. It's a blooming disaster. 393 00:34:31,310 --> 00:34:32,360 Help! 394 00:34:38,561 --> 00:34:40,369 It 395 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:47,149 is 396 00:34:47,150 --> 00:34:48,200 coming. 397 00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:51,330 Time to activate phase two. 398 00:34:51,850 --> 00:34:53,550 One, two, new... 399 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,430 There is play to the old fool. 400 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:01,820 There. 401 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:06,170 And here comes the armored truck. Not ten minutes away. 402 00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:07,880 We see. 403 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:13,040 Wait a minute. 404 00:35:14,130 --> 00:35:18,370 That truck's not only armored, it's armed. 405 00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:21,010 And those guns will be used. 406 00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:25,230 This is madness. What's the professor thinking of? 407 00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:27,610 One million dollars and my wife. 408 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:31,530 Miss Dancer, if we are going to prevent a tragedy, we must act. 409 00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:37,729 While I reconnoiter what Plato and his graduating class are up to, would you 410 00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:40,730 make sure that nobody passes by this way? 411 00:35:43,130 --> 00:35:44,180 All right. 412 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:14,540 to the highway and hover. 413 00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:18,700 Madame, I don't even know how to make this thing go up and down. 414 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,540 Do something. 415 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,750 What? 416 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,920 Oops, the paper. 417 00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:35,400 Throw out the ballast. The what? 418 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,720 Sandbags. We don't have any. 419 00:36:41,710 --> 00:36:42,990 Channel D, Slate here. 420 00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:44,560 Mark, where are you? 421 00:36:44,810 --> 00:36:46,980 I'm up in your balloon. I'm coming down fast. 422 00:36:47,230 --> 00:36:50,600 It's the pace of social life on the Riviera. It really keeps you high. 423 00:36:51,150 --> 00:36:54,870 Good grief. What in the world did you do? 424 00:36:55,470 --> 00:36:57,070 I pulled this little red thing. 425 00:36:58,070 --> 00:36:59,250 Well, let go of it. 426 00:36:59,830 --> 00:37:01,790 Now pull the white cord. 427 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:03,910 That turns up the burners. 428 00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:05,860 This white string? 429 00:37:17,710 --> 00:37:19,450 So it does. It's really quite simple. 430 00:37:19,451 --> 00:37:20,589 Now hurry. 431 00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:22,210 The armored truck is almost here. 432 00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:26,930 Oh, I am afraid you must disappoint the young lady, Mr. Slate. 433 00:37:27,430 --> 00:37:29,590 I will take over from here. 434 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,410 Hey, what did you do to me in that attic, mademoiselle, huh? 435 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,920 Changed your entire life, eh? 436 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:16,980 It's about time, too. 437 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,000 I kissed you. 438 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,680 Ah, you hit me. 439 00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:24,640 Hey, what are you doing over here? 440 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,800 Have you come to try and stop us and turn us into the police? 441 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:30,680 No, but I should. 442 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,280 Honestly, Joe, don't you think this whole thing's a bit silly? 443 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,440 Crowned men trying to steal a million dollars. 444 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,660 We kept an exact idea of every move. 445 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:45,320 And all will be turned over to the school board of governors and the 446 00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:46,860 including the money. 447 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:50,060 And the professor, well, he'll explain everything. 448 00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:52,320 Not if he isn't here. 449 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,930 Of course he'd be here. Where else would he be? 450 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:58,200 Eloping with the dean's wife. 451 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,040 Eloping? Oh, that's untrue. 452 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,580 Who told you such a monstrous lie? 453 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,390 The dean. 454 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,200 And the professor might also elope with the money. 455 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,780 But he... Oh, he could not. 456 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:17,300 I mean, that's why the dean is here this afternoon. 457 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:22,019 To prove that we have finished the exercise where we hand over the money to 458 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,840 dean. To the dean? 459 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,250 Uh -huh. 460 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,890 Why? 461 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,960 So he can grade our performance and observe and end time our escape. 462 00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:35,400 Harvey Dean is meeting us the moment we collect the money. 463 00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:39,770 You see, the whole thing has worked out to the last second. 464 00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:41,040 Ah, you'll see. 465 00:39:50,270 --> 00:39:51,470 Open channel D. 466 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:55,230 Open channel D. 467 00:39:58,150 --> 00:39:59,200 Waverly here. 468 00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:01,370 Yes, what's happening? 469 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:06,289 Oh, everything's gone mad here, sir. Send soldiers, send the police, send 470 00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:09,810 something. It's the students that are heisting the million dollars. 471 00:40:32,401 --> 00:40:34,419 Come along, students. 472 00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:35,800 Submachine guns are ready. 473 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,040 All right, class. 474 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,000 Now, advance. 475 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,440 And firing. 476 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,870 Just like that. 477 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,290 Down, 478 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,930 down. Down. 479 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:02,880 Come back, everyone. 480 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,370 Head back. 481 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,960 Put your hands in the air. On top of your head. 482 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:16,540 See your car, but they tell you the most brilliant exercise in history. 483 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,450 Get the money. 484 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,380 Get the money, but don't hurt the man. 485 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,380 How easy, how simple, huh? And no one cares. 486 00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:23,110 Get him out of here. 487 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:27,100 Now then, all of you, the money, to the balloon, and hurry. 488 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,490 Do as she tells you. 489 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,760 Hurry with that money. 490 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,520 Step out, Desiree. Give them room. 491 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,600 Octave, what are you doing? 492 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:38,500 The exercise is over. 493 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,420 Only for you, my dear colleague. 494 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:44,210 Octave, now don't point the gun at the student body. 495 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,000 You know how bad your aim is. 496 00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:49,720 Exactly. And I hope they remember. This gun may go off at any moment. 497 00:42:51,390 --> 00:42:55,389 Now back up. Back up, all of you. And if you move, I will make you full of 498 00:42:55,390 --> 00:42:56,440 holes. 499 00:42:56,730 --> 00:42:59,320 Jeanne, put the rest of this money into the balloon. 500 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,610 Désirée, what are you doing to our love? 501 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:10,890 Have you only been toying with me all this time? 502 00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:13,460 Toying? I couldn't even do that, mon chéri. 503 00:43:13,530 --> 00:43:15,730 Your spring was broken years ago. 504 00:43:17,330 --> 00:43:20,270 Come on, Lockhart, father. We don't want to be took rid of. 505 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,670 go after them. 506 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:28,960 Not here. This way. This way. 507 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,550 That's it. 508 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,380 Balloon. Balloon. 509 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,930 Balloon. Balloon. 510 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,560 Mademoiselle, look. 511 00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:47,200 It's a Coney Island Red Hot, yes? 512 00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:51,260 Yes. Where did you get that? Certainly not in a French cafe. 513 00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:53,960 It's a new gimmick. 514 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:58,020 Shipped in Delhi from the States. Every month without an hour. 515 00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:00,630 Oh, Evelyn. 516 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,320 I cannot bear the thought of you leaving. 517 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,200 Of my losing you. 518 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,880 Oh, we have so much in common. 519 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,740 Karate, commando training, Desiree being adventurous. 520 00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:18,940 Tell me, Madame Desiree, what have they done with her? 521 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:23,180 Oh, she ended up being a great war heroine as always. 522 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:27,800 Yes, the state is paying for her psychoanalysis. 523 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,220 And her husband? 524 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,500 Oh, well, he is confined, of course, but after winning the petite prix. 525 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,260 Well, a national hero it won't be for long. 526 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,010 Time to go, my dear. 527 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,530 Oh, well. 528 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,970 Yes, sir. 529 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,020 Voilà, professeur. Est -ce que tout va bien? 530 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,700 Merci bien, ma petite. I'm all right. I start my analysis tomorrow. 531 00:47:58,510 --> 00:48:03,829 They seem to think that my penchant for disguising myself is unhealthy, somehow 532 00:48:03,830 --> 00:48:06,370 strange of life. 533 00:48:07,290 --> 00:48:13,369 During the war, had I not dressed 14 Allied flyers as the entire chorus line 534 00:48:13,370 --> 00:48:16,870 the Polybergien, they would have all been shot. 535 00:48:17,330 --> 00:48:18,690 So times change. 536 00:48:19,410 --> 00:48:21,630 Yesterday, Légion d 'honneur. 537 00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:24,710 Today, psychotherapy. 538 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,450 Come, Jean. 539 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,360 I'm pretty about that balloon, isn't it? 540 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,480 I've gone quite fond of it. 541 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,700 Oh, it was such a lonely little thing. 542 00:48:44,701 --> 00:48:49,599 Well, any balloon with a million dollars is bound to find someone to appreciate 543 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:54,519 it. A million dollars is a thing of the past, Mr. Slate. Lost in a storm over 544 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,570 the Canaries. 545 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,340 Recovered almost none of it. 546 00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,410 And the balloon? 547 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,960 Oh, it's still out there somewhere, I'm sure. 548 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,160 Where, I wonder? 549 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:09,560 I must answer heaven, of course. 550 00:49:11,171 --> 00:49:13,269 Shall we go? 551 00:49:13,270 --> 00:49:17,820 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0